The Daily Report

10 December 2003 :::

5 pm est

ADC, easy as 1-2-3

Call for entries: The 83rd Annual ADC Awards seeks art direction and design for meaningful relationship. Age, race, nationality unimportant. You: masterful, confident, dripping with talent. The ADC: experienced, discerning, and 83 years young. Deadline for entries: 16 January 2004. (Student deadline: 30 January 2004.) :::

From Ronald Reagan’s joke book

President Reagan used to tell this joke:

A Soviet citizen stands in line for three days to requisition a car. On the fourth day he reaches the counter. At last he concludes his transaction.

“Congratulations, comrade!” says the Soviet official. “Your automobile will be delivered to you on the fifth of March in the year 2005.”

“Morning or afternoon?” inquires the citizen.

The official is puzzled. “Why do you ask?”

The citizen explains: “The plumber is coming in the morning.”

We often recall that joke while standing in line at Kinko’s. :::

Kansas City, here we come

Happy Cog Studios would like to thank its most recent clients: Amnesty International USA, Crystal Cathedral Ministries, Elwell Associates, and the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs Employee Education System.