Category: glamorous

My Glamorous Life

  • The Whims

    The Whims

    One of my first professional jobs was at a tiny startup ad agency in Washington, DC. The owner was new to the business and made the mistake of hiring a college buddy as his creative…

  • The hump

    The hump

    Corona Virus Week 6. Recovering, bit by bit. Still get winded carrying a light package more than a dozen steps. I can sit up in the morning, make breakfast, and listen to music for several…

  • The world we return to

    The world we return to

    It’s a rotten disease. You’re well enough not to need hospitalization, but too weak to do anything useful.

  • Going viral

    Going viral

    Finishing Week 4 with Coronavirus, heading into Week 5. I’m home—haven’t needed to go to the hospital, thank God—and my fever petered out last week. So all that’s left are cold and cough symptoms and…

  • A kindness

    A kindness

    Dino works six days a week as a porter in my apartment building, cleaning walls and floors, removing trash, distributing recyclables. He’s one of those essential workers who are suddenly on the front lines. We’ve…

  • My Glamorous Life

    My Glamorous Life

    At 4:00 PM, I went to bed to rest up from my head cold, and promptly fell asleep. When I awoke, the clock said 7:15. Oh, no! I banged on my daughter’s door. “You’re going…

  • Another Blue Beanie Day

    Another Blue Beanie Day

    Yesterday was the nth annual Blue Beanie Day. (I’ve lost track of what year the standardista holiday started.) I was awake at 1:00 AM on Friday night/Saturday morning, so I tweeted “Happy #BlueBeanieDay,” then slept.…

  • Design Kickoff Meetings

    Design Kickoff Meetings

    Posted here for posterity: Design kickoff meetings are like first dates that prepare you for an exciting relationship with a person who doesn’t exist.

  • My Brunch with Jen

    My Brunch with Jen

    Jen was present for, and actively participated in, the very beginnings of the creative and blogging web, and her famous book, now in its umpteenth edition, is still the best introduction to web design I know—probably…

  • Crash Course in Judaism

    Crash Course in Judaism

    At the Automattic Grand Meetup, 2019, @zeldman shares a tale from his childhood. #standup #comedy #zeldman #WordPress #Automattic

  • My glamorous life: are you ready to math?

    My glamorous life: are you ready to math?

    For the past two years, I’ve been publishing a daily work-and-life diary on Basecamp, sharing it with a few friends. This private writing work supplanted the daily public writing I used to do here. In…

  • Healthcare in America

    Healthcare in America

    I’m one of the lucky ones. I have a great doctor and good health insurance. A boring generic healthcare company bought my longterm doctor’s group practice a few months ago. First thing they did was…

  • A narcissist’s prayer of Thanksgiving. (My Glamorous Life)

    A narcissist’s prayer of Thanksgiving. (My Glamorous Life)

    I’m about to have Thanksgiving at home with my daughter for the first time since her mom and I split ten years ago. Ours is a gender reversal of a typical divorce situation: usually it’s…

  • My Glamorous Life: On Returning

    My Glamorous Life: On Returning

    Landed 10:00 PM JFK, picked up baggage after Delta sent everyone to the wrong carousel and an exhausted airport worker before giving up told maybe five passengers about the correct carousel, and those passengers told…

  • Lucky, he said. (My Glamorous Life.)

    Lucky, he said. (My Glamorous Life.)

    IN MARCH of this year, I had the honor to serve as a Juror in a civil case in the New York court system. In the months since I served, the city and state have…