Category: glamorous
My Glamorous Life
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Ready For My Closeup
Behind the scenes at a shoot for .Net Magazine.
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Body Talk
Things I hate about me.
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How my grandfather came to America
While my great grandfather hid in a rain barrel, a Ukrainian villager raped my great grandmother. Some time later, my grandfather was born.
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Camelot
“I wish her naught but happiness.”
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Time Warner Cable canceling Noggin?
Although Time Warner Cable’s uncountable levels of existential suckage could induce vomiting in a giraffe, reality is never as clear-cut as a crawl on Noggin.
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10 Best Things About Coming Depression
Like it says.
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Kids say the darnedest things. Say the darnedest things. Say the darnedest things.
Parenting a four-year-old is like living with Rain Man.
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Fast high-speed access for NYC internet professionals
I’m home watching a sick kid and waiting for Time Warner Cable to come make a third attempt to install a cable modem.
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Regarding the dishwasher
It is as if everything is broken, and everyone knows it, and we perpetually postpone the reckoning.
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The lessons of September 11, 2002
On September 11, 2002, I found myself in a place as strange as Vegas. I was there to speak at a web conference. They must have gotten a good deal on the rooms, it being…
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A Town Called Gale
Has your child committed murder? Move to Gale!
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Running woman and madman
Two incidents mark my morning walk to work.
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What happened here
This gently declining space that has been nothing but an office since December and will soon be nothing at all to me, this place I will empty and vacate in the next few hours, has…
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Dialog from life
“I want a baby sister.”