Category: glamorous
My Glamorous Life
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As You Were
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it takes a train
When asked why there’s so much pain Jesus and Buddha will tell me the same: “Shit happens, and people change.”
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Dear Daddy
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In-Box Twenty
What’s inside.
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Pain is my alarm clock
The pain that wakes me comes with the territory. The pain is good pain. It is the pain of taking care of yourself. The pain of recovery.
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Ready For My Closeup
Behind the scenes at a shoot for .Net Magazine.
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Flying North
I was in the Austin airport, looking for my gate, when a raspy voice rang out.
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Body Talk
Things I hate about me.
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How my grandfather came to America
While my great grandfather hid in a rain barrel, a Ukrainian villager raped my great grandmother. Some time later, my grandfather was born.
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Camelot
“I wish her naught but happiness.”
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Time Warner Cable canceling Noggin?
Although Time Warner Cable’s uncountable levels of existential suckage could induce vomiting in a giraffe, reality is never as clear-cut as a crawl on Noggin.
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10 Best Things About Coming Depression
Like it says.
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Kids say the darnedest things. Say the darnedest things. Say the darnedest things.
Parenting a four-year-old is like living with Rain Man.
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Fast high-speed access for NYC internet professionals
I’m home watching a sick kid and waiting for Time Warner Cable to come make a third attempt to install a cable modem.
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Regarding the dishwasher
It is as if everything is broken, and everyone knows it, and we perpetually postpone the reckoning.