Category: glamorous

My Glamorous Life

  • New Sources of Social Awkwardness

    New Sources of Social Awkwardness

    MY 6-year-old connected her iPad Smurfs game to my Facebook account, and now she’s sending “I Smurf You” cards to my Facebook contacts.

  • A Very Short Story

    A Very Short Story

    MY DAUGHTER sat laughing in the dark, her face and hands covered in blood. Just a nosebleed but it aged me 10 years.

  • My Backpack

    My Backpack

    …AND WHAT’S INSIDE. A work- and workout backpack by Jeffrey Zeldman at Bagcheck. Bagcheck is a fun and easy way to share the stuff you love with the people you love.

  • Reality Check.

    Reality Check.

    HERE’S A REALITY check for those of us who can’t believe fax machines are still necessary in 2011. I have just learned, to my astonishment, that half the lawyers in New York create their documents…

  • Foreknowledge of things trivial – or, the lamentable desk clerk.

    Foreknowledge of things trivial – or, the lamentable desk clerk.

    I KNEW THAT MORAL PIPSQUEAK of a desk clerk would forget my wake-up call. Knew it, knew it, knew it. When I told him our room number and said we’d need a wake-up call at…

  • English Letter

    English Letter

    Steaming suit, listening to A Love Supreme, watching birds circle rainy plaza in wet grey morning London. Perfect, perfect.

  • London Calling

    London Calling

    London, 2010 – a travel photo set in progress on Flickr.

  • Pixy Stix | Jason Santa Maria

    Pixy Stix | Jason Santa Maria

    I wrote a true story of  love, obsession, heartbreak, and candy and my friend Jason Santa Maria art directed it. I’m proud of this tiny, fast-reading story, which is like condensed essence of me (and…

  • iPad as the new Flash

    iPad as the new Flash

    iPad. Never have so many embraced a great product for exactly the wrong reasons. Too many designers and publishers see the iPad as an opportunity to do all the wrong things—things they once did in…

  • My Life

    My Life

  • Blood and Bone

    Blood and Bone

    MY EX-WIFE is one of my heroes. Six years ago today, during 33 hours of labor in a stiflingly hot room, she brought forth our daughter. When my body rebels in the gym, I think…

  • Like a prayer

    Like a prayer

    An essay in three tweets: Morality isn’t how you think, it’s what you do about your violent carnal greedy cowardly natural impulses. # Good religion attempts to explain our deep connection to others. Bad religion…

  • I guest-edit .net magazine

    I guest-edit .net magazine

    A List Apart and .net magazine have long admired each other. So when .net editor Dan Oliver did me the great honor of asking if I wished to guest edit an issue, I saluted smartly.…

  • The Great Salami Caper

    The Great Salami Caper

    In the late 1980s, while making efforts to move to New York City, I came up with the winning ad campaign for Hebrew National Kosher Salami. Only I didn’t win. Hebrew National held a contest…

  • Icon: For Love of Barbie

    Icon: For Love of Barbie